Distance between mouth and the plate.

I have a new theory, that the waist of a person is inversely proportionate to the distance between the person and the buffet, and also how close one holds the plate to his/her mouth. Try looking around you, and you will notice people practising this every where. So how they do this, do they do it intentionally or, as some psychologist will put it, "its encoded in the DNA of our body, which remembers and acts how stone man used to eat meat, like animals using his mouth". Not sure what is right but the second explanation looks scientific, and so more acceptable to the modern man. But why there were no obese people in stone age, or might be they were their but stone man left no signs of it, and they did this better than roman's. Roman's tried their best to make the statues of good looking young men, but like now then also their were old, fat critics of reasons, who made sure that history should not forget their kinds.

So why this theory of my can be proved right and why things are the way they are, I am not sure but, I have an explanation. Its all about saving time, as the key is time spend on eating. Doesn't believe me, wait, here's the explanation:

1. if you stand near the buffet you spend less time travelling between your palace and the food source. (you can also keep eye on which dish is about to be finished, so you can fill that one in your plate.

2. If you keep plate near your mouth you will spend less time between two spoonfuls.

3. as now you figure out, all this is about time, now my scientific reason,. Your stomach needs time to realise that it's full. So if you eat fast enough you can fill in enough before stomach can send the message to brain.

4. and anyway with fully filled stomach body works slowly, that's why you get lazy, see .. see.. I am right, and as your body will be getting lazy, the signals to the brain will be slow.

5. but with good practise you can keep your hand run fast enough to out beat the communication between the stomach and the "brain".

So guy's out there who wanna be fat, just eat fast enough.
Happy eating.

what is "right"?

Life is short, I agree?
But then should we take decisions ethically as told in scriptures, or should one lets his whims ride wild, because isn't one should always do what one feels like.
But then what if that's not ethical?
So, that means one can't decide what's just if that doesn't come naturally.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Who is Gaurav Chandelya?

Well, yes! This is taken from the very first line of "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand, which I started to read today. This is my second attempt on this book. Last time I left it after 55 pages to be precise. No, I didn't found it boring, it was just not the right time. Yes, I do believe that books & films are needed to be read/seen at right time. Specially books as they take several hours of our life, and its a really bad feeling when you read something and "you can't take anything away from it". It happened once with me after reading this novel called "Five o' clock news". It was nothing, nothing to read, nothing to think, nothing to........ just nothing. Not that it's always bad, as I am a die hard fan of "Seinfeld : a series about nothing" as they call themselves, but it still has so much, that we overlook in real life.

And that's why I started to read this book again as I just finished "Romantic Manifesto" by Ayn Rand and, I felt the need to be read about heroism. Last time I read about a hero in "Fountainhead" it changed my life, I left my job : ) and started chasing my dream. Not that I was not doing earlier, just my approach was not ideal.

Now I am on the right path? so I am scared, what will I do after reading this. Yes it sounds stupid, but I love her text and I will let myself get carried away. As I love to live an ideal life.

What is Heroism?
If it's about "HERO", then...
Who is hero? the one who doesn't let his ideas fall for the practilitty of life?
I don't know, but i will try to figure out, how?
I'll walk the line.
Fall.
Get up.
Fall.
Get up.
And finally, hopefully I'll learn,
to be a "HERO"

its difficult sometime to answer

Wasn't very good at studies in school, well that was out of choice but used to get in sticky situations where I didn't used to have answers for my teachers. After schooling was done , I thought this is the end of it, but no then came the bosses. But as I love my work, I usually have answers. But day before yesterday, I got in the situation where I had answer but couldn't give, for not to offend the questioner.

I was supervising repair of our editing machine at my studio, and the man in the question was the engineer, easily 20 kgs over-weight and 4 inches extra and not very suitably fit for this job of his. After figuring out the problem we got on to chatting while testing the machine which required several restarts. So after talking about from where I was, where am I putting up and after g to know that I live alone he asked what I do about my food?

I gave him my routine of my as it hardly changes, usually out of choice as I am trying to control my weight : ! He accepted my breakfast which consists of just milk & mueslli, he didn't asked about the lunch which I usually get at my studio, cooked in-house. But the "?" came on his face when I told him that my dinner is usually 3 boiled eggs

Questioneer : Why?
Me : hmmmmmmm ( i was trying to figure out the question)

Questioneer : You should eat well!
Me : hmmmmmm ( Oh! now I got it, my meal is not up to the usual Indian dinner standard, ever seen an Indian Thali)


















Questioneer : When one is living alone, one should eat well!
Me : Hmmmm (like you?)

Questioner : ? (staring at me for an answer)
Me : hmmmmmm (Well, how to tell him that people should not preach what they don't practice, or understand what does eating well means. This over weighted person who was struggling to get under the editing table, panting after getting up and down couple of times. I don't eat like a that any more as I used to be like that once, 10 kgs and 2 inches more.)

Luckily the system got restarted at that moment or else I had to answer that question for which I had answer, but how to tell an obese that I am happy being "lite" with my boiled eggs.