Distance between mouth and the plate.

I have a new theory, that the waist of a person is inversely proportionate to the distance between the person and the buffet, and also how close one holds the plate to his/her mouth. Try looking around you, and you will notice people practising this every where. So how they do this, do they do it intentionally or, as some psychologist will put it, "its encoded in the DNA of our body, which remembers and acts how stone man used to eat meat, like animals using his mouth". Not sure what is right but the second explanation looks scientific, and so more acceptable to the modern man. But why there were no obese people in stone age, or might be they were their but stone man left no signs of it, and they did this better than roman's. Roman's tried their best to make the statues of good looking young men, but like now then also their were old, fat critics of reasons, who made sure that history should not forget their kinds.

So why this theory of my can be proved right and why things are the way they are, I am not sure but, I have an explanation. Its all about saving time, as the key is time spend on eating. Doesn't believe me, wait, here's the explanation:

1. if you stand near the buffet you spend less time travelling between your palace and the food source. (you can also keep eye on which dish is about to be finished, so you can fill that one in your plate.

2. If you keep plate near your mouth you will spend less time between two spoonfuls.

3. as now you figure out, all this is about time, now my scientific reason,. Your stomach needs time to realise that it's full. So if you eat fast enough you can fill in enough before stomach can send the message to brain.

4. and anyway with fully filled stomach body works slowly, that's why you get lazy, see .. see.. I am right, and as your body will be getting lazy, the signals to the brain will be slow.

5. but with good practise you can keep your hand run fast enough to out beat the communication between the stomach and the "brain".

So guy's out there who wanna be fat, just eat fast enough.
Happy eating.