the "HOT SEAT".

As we recently shifted to new office building, where we get a single floor to us with two toilets to our "disposal", women in our office(2 against 9 men) demanding separate wash-room. Well I am not opposing the demand like some inconsiderate males, and those which I am very sure are the filthiest when it comes common hygiene. What I am opposed to the reason they are giving, thou they haven't said it, but well we all know what the reason is. The classic question echoed in the rooms of couples, whose relation-"ship" were turning into submarine, going under water.

WHY DON'T YOU EVER LIFT THE SEAT?

Well, because we don't need to!

When we men go to loo for "pee-ing" we do it in a position, where our body doesn't come in contact of "the SEAT". And when females does it, well we know, they does. So why we are the one who are supposed to lift the toilet seat and place it back, when the arrangement can be reversed and seat can be left in the upright position and should be laid down when needed, which are mostly by them. And they should leave it back standing, so we don't have come in touch until of course we are in need of it mostly once a day.

Now people will say what an ass-hole I am, well I will not feel bad about it as this word at least fit the scenario. And I am ready to take these volley of abuses for the sake of "mankind", as why should we do something which is not for us. You women need equal right, well it starts from here, the toilet seat. take it, its your right to lay it down and "then leave it up". Not for us, but for yourselves.

As Ayn Rand(one of your kind said in her mammoth novel "Atlas Shrugged") -

“I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.”

So if "she" is right, isn't I am right by saying

“I swear by my morning breakfast and my love of it that I will never lift "the seat" for the sake of another woman, nor ask another woman to lift for mine.”